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Ralph's
Business Guide for Copy Editors
(Actually more of a feel-good guide, since little
can actually be done to IMPROVE an editor's "business.")
Copyright, 2005, by Ralph. All
rights reserved. That's business.
Ralph's
Manual of Style will become the first style manual to touch on the area of
business. Unfortunately, since business entails the exchange of money for
products and services, and since very little money is ever exchanged in the copyediting world, little expert knowledge exists on the subject. With this in
mind, Ralph's staff has begun in-depth research on the following topics.
Copy Editors and Normal Humans: Why
People Hate You
How to Edit Your Credit Rating
Copyediting Your Tax Return
A Money Saver: Mark Up the Mistakes
on Your Utility Bills and Send Them Back
with a Note Saying You Cannot Trust the
Amount with Such Shoddy Text Explaining
It
How to Make Your Profession Sound
Halfway Interesting when You Meet
Prospective
Dates in Bars ("Check out this
scar! I got this from pointing out a senior
writer's dangler.")
Ten Ways to Make People Think That
What You Do Is
Important
COMING SOON
Copyright, 2005, by Ralph.
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